Another List

May 11, 2006 at 1:51 pm | Posted in Uncategorized | Leave a comment

I’ve seen these kind of lists everywhere, but I decided to make one of my own that I thought applied to me and the moms I know.  So here it is:

You Know You’re A MOM If…

  • You’ve ever had someone else’s bodily fluids on you and you were not grossed out or even slightly phased
  • You can change a diaper in the dark/with your eyes closed in less than 10 seconds
  • If you know :
    • 1.) where the 3 nearest parks are,
    • 2.) what time (down to the second) the bus arrives,
    • 3.) what drinks have THE most caffiene in them,
    • 4.) a child’s temperature (down to the nearest tenth of a degree) using the “mommy approved forehead meathod”
    • 5.) poop can and will go UP your newborns back, defying the laws of gravity
    • 6.) the phone WILL ring just as you FINALLY got your toddler to sleep
    • 7.) dinner WILL burn if you answer the phone
  • You have a cartoon timetable of your kids shows memorized.
  • You’ve used someone’s WHOLE name when you were upset with them (because you mean BUSINESS)
  • SpongeBob is THE epitamy of class and culture in your home 
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