Top Ten Reasons Why I Am A Nerd

January 15, 2007 at 3:57 pm | Posted in Uncategorized | 2 Comments

– Since I can remember, I have read for pleasure.  I didn’t just read because I had to for school. I spent my summers reading.  I must have been one of the only kids my age in high school who actually looked forward to reading “the classics” and other interesting books that we covered my senior year in english.  I read all the series as a girl: Little House on the Prairie, The Babysitters Club, Nancy Drew, Little Women, The Boxcar Children (or is it Kids?), all those “scary” series that were popular. You name it- I read it.  At 17 I discovered Harry Potter.  I had to be the only 17 year old in my high school who read the series, let alone was as into it as I was.  And now, now I read EVERYTHING!  I particularly love historical novels and non-fiction.

– I watched Saved By The Bell.  That’s right!  I admit it! I watched those reruns all through my preteen years.

– Remember ABCs TGIF line up?  I do.  I didn’t have anything else better to do, so as a child and preteen, I faithfully watched it every Friday night. 

– When VH1 first started doing their “I Love the 80s” I couldn’t get enough of it.  I was just stuck in nostalgia and heading down memory lane was so nice…

– I had never heard the term cunnilingus until a few weeks ago.  Now, don’t get me wrong, I am familiar with what it means, I had just never heard that particular term for it.

– New candles and plug ins get me very excited.  I feel wealthy.

– The same applies to hangers- I have this thing where I like all white hangers in our closet so it looks neat.

– My husband says I am feisty.  I don’t think I really care for it- I think I am too boring to be feisty, but there you have it.

– I feel that I look smarter when I wear my glasses. Probably my head just looks fatter, but it’s how I feel that counts, right? Again, Jeremy says that they are sexy glasses, but I doubt such a thing exists. Unless they are pornographic glasses.  That could be hot. 

– I get giddy at the thought of the last Harry Potter book coming out.  They just announced the title a few weeks ago- Harry Potter and The Freaky Cunnilingus… HAH! Kidding- I just wanted to use that word again. It’s actually Harry Potter and The Deathly Hallows. Not to mention the release of the 5th movie this summer!!!

*** Upon spell checking this entry, I found that I had misspelled the word cunnilingus.  Or maybe I just wanted to use it again- you’ll never know. Not really. I also misspelled misspell, faithfully, term, and nostalgia. Don’t want to think about what that says about me- other than that I really AM a nerd, that is.

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  1. I am SO glad I missed the “Saved by the bell” thing. Not by much, though!

  2. I loved your reason four i believe. I laughed it up. Cunnilingus. HAHAHA. I am sure I spelled that wrong. Anyways, I took my roomates in college into my bedroom one night and gave them the sex spill. They were all good girls and didn’t know anything. I gave them all the terminology and definitions. That was 10 years ago, and they still thank me.


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